YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR POKEMON POACHING!
...but you look like you really didn't know, so I'm going to let you go with a warning this time.
If only life really did work that way.
When you cut the fuel line and ignite the fuel, that big metal kangaskhan stops moving... it's doesn't get to power up.
Goodbye mama and papa. You both died when you flew your helicopter into the fray. You don't get to stand back up out of the wreckage.